Funny Key Bottle Opener with Engraved Wood Tag – Sarcastic Gift, Rustic Wedding Favor, Key to Happiness, Unique Party Favor, Groomsmen Gift
$6.50
Unlock a smile (and a bottle) with this vintage copper key bottle opener paired with a laser-engraved wooden tag featuring a witty, sarcastic quote like:
“The key to happiness—unless you lose it.”
Each piece is handcrafted and engraved with humor, making it the perfect blend of rustic charm and real-life honesty. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend, using it as a wedding favor, or keeping it for your own bar setup, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh and open a drink. Details
Material: Zinc key-shaped bottle opener 3" (vintage copper tone) + engraved Baltic birch wood tag
Engraving: Laser-engraved with clean, permanent lettering
Tag Size: Approx 2"x 1.85"
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1-3 business days
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- North America : 3 - 5 business days
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Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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